Mon Amour

[Intro]
C Am
C Dm
Am G
Am F

[Verse 1]
C
 I think you are living in denial
                        Dm     Am
Oh, can't you see she's pretty wild?
                                      G
And every night I pray that you don't knock her up
Am                                            F
 'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child
C
 They say, "L'amour est né à Paris"
                          Dm      Am
So she's planned a little trip to France
                             G
While she's in anxious anticipation
Am                                   G
 I really hope you have a horrible vacation

[Pre-chorus]
F                                  C
 And so you think of me when you arrive
                                    Em
Hope the French fleas eat you both alive

And your room smells
                        Am
And the toilet doesn't flush

And the locals treat you mean
                          F
And the service takes too long

'Cause I'm fragile
                          C
And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile
                          Em      G
Like it's all the same to you, to you

[Chorus]
C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
     C                G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour
C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
    C                 G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

[Verse 2]
C
 Where did you get the ability
                  Dm     Am
To make fake promises to me?
                           G
You are exactly like a politician
Am                                              G
 Need everyone's approval just to see if you're doing right

[Pre-chorus]
F                                       C
 And I hope you freeze under the Eiffel Tower
                              Em
So you end up throwing in the towel

Hope you'll miss me
                         Am
And someday you're gonna see

That I put my trust in you
                            F
But you turned your back to me

'Cause I'm fragile
                          C
And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile
                          Em      G
Like it's all the same to you, to you

[Chorus]

C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
     C                G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour
C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
    C                 G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

[Bridge]
F Em Am C                  F
        It's your destination
Em Am G                  F
      It's your destination
Em Am C F G

[Chorus]

C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
     C                G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour
C                    G
When you learn your lesson
     Am
Come back like a prodigal son
    C                 G
And read the big sign at the airport
      Am                   G
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

[Outro]
C G      Am
    Mon amour
C E      Am
    Mon amour
F                Em
 Passengers with destination
F                Em
 Passengers with destination
F           G                   Am
 Passengers with destination to hell
N.C
Please proceed to your gate
We are ready to board now